April 24, 2014   28,423 notes

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

(via lekiheartsthings)

April 23, 2014   41,838 notes
violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

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April 23, 2014   149,584 notes
bisouette:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

trailofdesire:

isabelknight:

immunity cat also shelters you from coercive “reblog this or you aren’t a real X/you’re a terrible person” posts. It is OK to not emotionally blackmail your followers.

I feel like I’m witnessing some kind of technomancy. The Tumblr community has established (or, well, perpetuated, since it’s really just an update on a chain email) a ritual that takes advantage of the platform’s design — specifically the reblog function and the way we experience content on our dash — and someone has said “well, if the rules are that you only have to see something on your dash to be cursed, the corollary must be that you only have to see something to be anti-cursed.”
Boom, protective charm.

The only caveat is that in return for his services, he watches you masturbate. 

catveat

bisouette:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

trailofdesire:

isabelknight:

immunity cat also shelters you from coercive “reblog this or you aren’t a real X/you’re a terrible person” posts. It is OK to not emotionally blackmail your followers.

I feel like I’m witnessing some kind of technomancy. The Tumblr community has established (or, well, perpetuated, since it’s really just an update on a chain email) a ritual that takes advantage of the platform’s design — specifically the reblog function and the way we experience content on our dash — and someone has said “well, if the rules are that you only have to see something on your dash to be cursed, the corollary must be that you only have to see something to be anti-cursed.”

Boom, protective charm.

The only caveat is that in return for his services, he watches you masturbate. 

catveat

(Source: deadrunespark, via lekiheartsthings)

April 22, 2014

So Paint.Net is freezing.

And I haven’t saved in like three hours.

FUCK.

April 22, 2014
Here’s the sketch for the new bit of fuckery I’m doing for my ask blog for funzies.  Or at least I was until I remembered I had to color the bitch.  I’m still not used to digital art so I do the sketch on paper then scan it off to be colored with a few lines in place for me to remember where the folds and stuff in cloth were supposed to be.

Here’s the sketch for the new bit of fuckery I’m doing for my ask blog for funzies.  Or at least I was until I remembered I had to color the bitch.  I’m still not used to digital art so I do the sketch on paper then scan it off to be colored with a few lines in place for me to remember where the folds and stuff in cloth were supposed to be.

April 22, 2014

GAH.

WHY WOULD I CHOOSE TO DO A BACKGROUND

WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT

April 22, 2014   84 notes

dragonagefandompositivity:

lilouapproves:

Dragon Age: Inquisition - October 7th, 2014

MOD is breaking his hiatus for a moment to share the announcement!  Dragon Age: Inquisition’s new trailer and release date, October 7th!  Enjoy. :)

(MOD also hopes you don’t mind him reblogging from you, Lilou.  It was quicker and easier. uwu)

April 22, 2014   393,945 notes
relahvant:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

big fig

…Not one Fruits Basket reference?

relahvant:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

big fig

…Not one Fruits Basket reference?

(via steampunkbeatle)

April 21, 2014   13,353 notes

gothiccharmschool:

marypsue:

marypsue:

Vampires who look and dress like fourteen-year-old budding goth kids because no one will ever believe that they’re actually vampires, no matter what they might see or hear.

Vampires wearing bad plastic fangs and tacky red contacts everywhere they go and telling people to call them things like “Lord Bloodfang McDarkness the Third” and “Salacia, Mistress of the Night”.

::falls over laughing::

Emo vampire kids telling their friends that they totally stay awake all day and call themselves Greg and George and Sarah and drink wine because blood is so over you guys.

(via steampunkbeatle)

April 21, 2014   42,955 notes

refinedmind:

Just before nightfall I decided to take a walk outside. The sky was low, enveloping any object in its reach. It formed a dull, purplish haze - like nothing I’d seen before. The streets were empty. Not a single soul was out. It was oddly peaceful - imagining I was the only one left.

Oh, so that’s how you move to Nightvale.  You just go out one evening and are like “Oh…I live here now.  Poo.”

(via lekiheartsthings)